FIFA's President, The US Leader and the Quest for Global Harmony: A FIFA-Style Approach

'THIS-ISM … THAT-ISM …'

Following the Venezuelan opposition leader won the latest Nobel Peace Prize for her "dedicated campaigning promoting civil liberties", the American president reacted with exactly the sort of Maga-nanimous reaction one might expect. After consistently conducted an effort of personal advancement to guarantee he received the honor personally, the president quickly took credit for the South American political figure's triumph, listed his own self-proclaimed and regularly debatable achievements in the field of global peacemaking and criticized the legitimacy of the awarding body who chose not to present the recognition, monetary award and certificate to him.

Although protection considerations suggest it has yet to be determined if the recently honored peace prize winner will come forward from hiding to collect her accolade personally at the Scandinavian presentation in December, a certain overly deferential football association leader seems determined on appropriating her attention regardless. Indeed, the football administrator has opted to give an honor for peace of his personal invention in front of a global TV audience of countless numbers international football fans earlier that week in the US city.

A person who has throughout numerous seasons advocated the significance of keeping governmental issues separate from football, especially when they are the type of political positions he finds inconvenient or merely doesn't like, the organization's head used his position at the America Business Forum in the Florida city to bang his drum about the capacity of the beautiful game to connect individuals of diverse ethnicities and belief, particularly those who have a spare over five thousand dollars accessible to acquire flexibly valued Global Soccer Tournament admissions.

"Within an increasingly uncertain and fragmented international society, it's crucial to recognize the remarkable work of people who labor diligently to resolve disputes and bring people together in a mindset of harmony", he declared. "The sport represents harmony and representing the whole sports family, the FIFA Harmony Award – Football Unites The World will recognize the tremendous efforts of these people who connect communities, providing confidence for tomorrow's world."

However who might he reference? Although Infantino was prudent not to offer any clues regarding the person of the first honor's lucky recipient, he proceeded to transition into a probably separate and obsequious homage to his present Close Associate (Or For The Immediate Future), the American leader. His words certainly had the desired effect. Internationally, the most cynical of commentators were joined in asserting they understood exactly who would be obtaining the Simulated Unity Honor, with certain individuals even progressing to present entirely baseless claims that the judicially determined and sports rule-breaking person under consideration might potentially compelled Infantino to invent it merely to compensate for the president's sense of grievance at not obtaining the authentic award.

As believable a circumstance as it seems, The Athletic Coverage disagrees, mainly due to the fact that in recent months the growingly preposterous Fifa boss has worked his path so far up Trump's digestive tract that there's every chance this latest idea was truly his own idea.

And while one might reasonably conclude it stays beyond Infantino's restricted imagination to throw the mother of all curveballs by handing Fifa's first (and potentially concluding) peace prize to Greta Thunberg, Volodymyr Zelenskyy or the individual of Atalanta's coaching staff who got between the footballer and the manager to avoid an unpleasant important competition touchline flare-up, it's possible to wish the Chelsea player and his club colleagues are asked to attend to Washington in full kit to execute a retaliatory takeover of the leader's award event.

That particular metallic unflushable-turd-on-a-plinth, or whichever additional equally suitable ornament Infantino chooses to present the chief executive for his efforts to world harmony and unity, would adequately compensate for the victory honor he infamously palmed and kept during the international club championship award event.

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Anthony Robbins
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